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Offline Theodidactus

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #45 on: November 03, 2015, 08:57:40 AM »
if only he was also eating yams and/or tomatoes
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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #46 on: November 03, 2015, 02:36:05 PM »
Yams?

Isn't that Popeye?
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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #47 on: November 03, 2015, 02:51:09 PM »
Yams?

Isn't that Popeye?

That's spinach. No one likes yams.

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #48 on: November 03, 2015, 03:04:32 PM »
That's spinach. No one likes yams.
I do when they're grilled with potato, onion, and zucchini.
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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #49 on: November 03, 2015, 03:15:49 PM »
I do when they're grilled with potato, onion, and zucchini.

No one likes zucchini either. :p

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #50 on: November 03, 2015, 03:25:30 PM »
Zucchini is delicious when baked into bread.
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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #51 on: November 03, 2015, 04:14:03 PM »
Steamed and scalloped with cheese, they become little heavenly spice disks, mushy and crispy at the same time. Won't make you full though. Are we now discussing cooking recipes?
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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #52 on: November 03, 2015, 04:19:43 PM »
Y'all are heathens. I can see I will need to activate my ground forces and liberate this planet from the evil Zucchini and Yam Coalition. ;)

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #53 on: November 03, 2015, 04:23:46 PM »
You lost me second time.
In fact, I didn't know about such thing as yam until you all started joking about it.
 

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #54 on: November 04, 2015, 11:12:14 AM »
Yams are like sweet potatoes, but not quite as good. But sweet potatoes are amazing, so it's hard to beat them.
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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #55 on: November 04, 2015, 02:42:40 PM »
That's spinach. No one likes yams.

I Yam what I Yam
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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #56 on: November 04, 2015, 02:47:56 PM »
I Yam what I Yam

I arr what I arr!
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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #57 on: November 06, 2015, 09:54:25 AM »
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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #58 on: November 06, 2015, 06:07:01 PM »
Ah, taken straight from 9gag, after being taken straight from Reddit. And it's probably from somewhere else before that. Quality.  :P
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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #59 on: November 06, 2015, 11:17:51 PM »
The logo is from world of tanks, which I don't play, but I'm currently going through their youtube channel as it has a few very short basic documentaries about tanks, specifically there's "the chieftain" and "the challenger" who poke around in various tanks. Quite enlightening about armour design really.
I've seen that GIF used before with a minecraft logo instead. heh.
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