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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #30 on: May 07, 2015, 03:45:29 AM »
A bit off topic, but still in theme.

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #31 on: May 07, 2015, 05:52:31 AM »
After several ingame days of careful maneuvering, the battle that will decide the fate of the entire sector is about to begin.    Then you realise what your officers had been screaming about the whole time:
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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #32 on: October 19, 2015, 10:12:47 AM »
How fighters feel when AMMs choose them as targets.
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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #33 on: November 01, 2015, 11:05:23 AM »
I was inspired by this thread: http://aurora2.pentarch.org/index.php?topic=7994.0 ...and though I first thought the random idea was way too complicated to realize -like so many other-, I randomly found a way of doing it yesterday.

Warning, this post is long. You will scroll down so much, people in China are already laughing at the punchline.

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #34 on: November 01, 2015, 03:41:01 PM »
...you lost me.

Also, I don't get Chinese people laughing.
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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #35 on: November 01, 2015, 04:42:44 PM »
This is perfect. I had no idea the Yamamoto was designed by an aurora player :p
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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #36 on: November 01, 2015, 05:38:47 PM »
I've recently come to watch and finish the Yamato anime which you pointed me too. :) So much better than that weird live action movie. That dimensional submarine episode was the most amazing thing. "How to dive down in space, so we can have traditional navy warfare again? Well, if height is already taken, just add another dimension, duh!" Genius. Also renewed my view on Aurora cloaking technology.
..And right after that this space horror psi episode.. . It is a pretty amazing show. One of the few ones that has an acceptable ending too.(though still a bit rushed and clunky, because Japan, where the journey is the goal)
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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #37 on: November 01, 2015, 08:42:02 PM »
Quote from: MarcAFK on November 01, 2015, 04:42:44 PM
This is perfect. I had no idea the Yamamoto was designed by an aurora player :p

Yamamoto was a guy, Yamato was a ship, named after one of the provinces of Japan
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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #38 on: November 01, 2015, 11:06:49 PM »
Tomato tomamoto, potato potaroo.
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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #39 on: November 02, 2015, 08:24:43 AM »
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My Theodidactus, now I see that you are excessively simple of mind and more gullible than most. The Crystal Sphere you seek cannot be found in nature, look about you...wander the whole cosmos, and you will find nothing but the clear sweet breezes of the great ethereal ocean enclosed not by any bound
 

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #40 on: November 02, 2015, 09:17:10 AM »
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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #41 on: November 02, 2015, 09:46:52 AM »
Quote from: MarcAFK on November 01, 2015, 11:06:49 PM
Tomato tomamoto

That is Brilliant! I'm gonna start to mix those two up on purpose just to be able to use this reply.
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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #42 on: November 02, 2015, 03:47:26 PM »
would've been awesome if Yamamoto had raised his flag on Yamato,  sadly he never did

however I've just discovered there is a Bikini model named Azusa Yamamoto,  ready made nose art for the space battleship!

pity she wasn't in the cast of the movie
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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #43 on: November 02, 2015, 04:21:20 PM »
Quote from: boggo2300 on November 02, 2015, 03:47:26 PM
would've been awesome if Yamamoto had raised his flag on Yamato,  sadly he never did

What do you mean he never did?

Yamamoto led operation Midway from the bridge of Yamato in 1942.
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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #44 on: November 02, 2015, 04:31:10 PM »
I knew he lead Midway,  though I didn't know he was on Yamato,  I stand corrected
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