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Coloured Zones signaletics are now ready to be fully used, and will become in effect from now. How do they work?
it's quite simple, really!
Red paved zones are public. They are avalaible to be walked on by everyone. Be him a tourist, an Original son, a soldier...anyone!
the Dark Blue paved zones are private areas. they are available ONLY for originals son and everyone who is blood related to him. (which means everyone except tourists).
Tourists found within 20 meters from a red zone, in a blue zone, will be escorted back to the red zone and a fine will be acted. tourists found between 21 to 50 meters will be jailed depending on the reason. tourists found between 51 and 100 meters will be jailed and serve in forced labour for a period. tourists who surpass the 100 meters mark in a blue zone WILL be branded spies of the foreign nation they belong to, and subsequential actions will be taken.
The Grey paved zones are MILITARY personnel only, noone except military personnel may walk on it. or military facilities or mechas.
The Violet paved zones are for RESEARCH personnel, and military personnel were needed.
Do try and keep in mind the colour codes, and you will leave with a happy experience, if you are a tourist.
New laws are in effect starting today, do to recent announcements from the "other" nations, it's been deemed necessary to increase working production to develop new ways.
It's also been decided by the Original to begin research onto means of tapping into nearby systems. Scientists say it will require years, but the Original is patient. We will stretch our grasp onto unclaimed places. For the glory of the Original.
Phamplets Fresh from print!
Number 2098333 and 4569283 didn't know what would happen to them when they left after morning for their usual work routine!
They got randomly selected to participate in the new program of force re-education! It seems to be a marvelous working thing, which can in a little, through the use of harmless, neurological-complications free, substances, deliver immediate satisfaction. apply now! it's in open beta!
Tired of the beautiful italian scenery? want something different? enroll today and get immediately transferred to beautiful, new, exotical, places! be a tourist! without paying a penny! Or do you wish to buy a house in a foreign country? and live there? do not worry! we enjoy free thinking! the state will gladly buy it for you!
be very careful! spies are always at the ready! to make sure there are no spies, check for anyone who isn't a son of The original! if he is out of the red zones, he might be a spy!
