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Offline Alfapiomega (OP)

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Aurora 4x jokes
« on: August 06, 2013, 03:52:38 AM »
Sorry if this was here before, haven't seen such a topic. Let's have a rage/joke topic where we can kid around about the various things that happen to us in this awesome game! Pictures or just jokes, whatever you wish :)

And as an OP I will start:

« Last Edit: August 06, 2013, 03:55:26 AM by Alfapiomega »
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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2013, 04:04:38 AM »
...and another one:

"Everything is possible until you make a choice. "
 

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2013, 01:27:37 AM »
Heh, the second one isn't that bad even. Start a colony and let the civilian transports ship in people. It can become the paradise/leisure planet of your empire, and eventually contribute tons of income from civilian trade.

The first one is unfortunately common.  :P
 

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2013, 07:04:04 AM »
Heh, the second one isn't that bad even. Start a colony and let the civilian transports ship in people. It can become the paradise/leisure planet of your empire, and eventually contribute tons of income from civilian trade.

The first one is unfortunately common.  :P

Both correct. But that is the joke ;D

And come on, people. I don't believe you are all serious when playing this game and not having any fun :D
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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2013, 02:12:31 PM »
Don't you need to have a minimum number of posts to post images on this forum? That would explain why this isn't working >.  >

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2013, 02:17:25 PM »
Don't you need to have a minimum number of posts to post images on this forum? That would explain why this isn't working >.  >



To post links, you need to have a minimum of 10 posts. This is to discourage the "create an acct, post a ton of spam links and get banned" The post appears, and the links are munged up.

If you post the link, and it's a valid link I can fix it (as can any moderator).

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2013, 04:42:56 PM »


They'd only be smiling in one of your games Steve if they didnt know it...

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2013, 02:02:48 AM »
Harsh. True, but harsh. And funny.

 ;D

Thought of two more today:

First one:

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2013, 02:11:33 AM »
Second one:

"Everything is possible until you make a choice. "
 

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2013, 07:19:54 AM »
Quote from: Alfapiomega link=topic=6359.  msg64841#msg64841 date=1375945368
hxxp: www. imagehosting. cz/images/8daysbattl. png

These are hillarious, but I have to say this one gave me the biggest laugh.   Yep, been there!  >:(
 

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"Everything is possible until you make a choice. "
 

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2014, 09:34:23 AM »
My Theodidactus, now I see that you are excessively simple of mind and more gullible than most. The Crystal Sphere you seek cannot be found in nature, look about you...wander the whole cosmos, and you will find nothing but the clear sweet breezes of the great ethereal ocean enclosed not by any bound