i'd tap that.
"i know what you are thinking, and no, the answer is no"
"bu..."
"no. it would certainly be a problem. And no trying to collect dna to make clones, no no."
"fine." always ruining his fun. his father was a master in this.
"what do we do about the treaties?"
"oh...just do nothing. they didn't actually ask for us. and we are fine as we are so, no need. when the scientist will research good enough jumping theory we will bail out of the solar system, to avoid conflicts of sort"
"yes father."
"good boy, now do me a favour and make a public announcement..."
some time later
The original himself begins a public announcement
"we think it's far better to avoid misunderstandings. so i'll clearly say that while we do not care about wherever or not the yahoo! coalition or the new zion defense league kill each other or not, do something or not, or simply go walking on a beach hand in hand, we would like to point out that in the event of casualties among our people, since some of them are actually in the area, we will retaliate. So...just to make it sure...first look, then check, then in the end shoot. We are actually recalling our compatriots, and we hope they all make it...as i'm sure everyone wants them to stay safe."
that said, the original coughs a little, and then goes on.
"on another note, do not be worried about possible explosion in the italian mountains, we are testing new types of missiles, and trans-newtonian materials tend to be a bit...ah...volatile. But no harm should come to any nation. just, if you hear the booms, it's us." and that too was done.
that said, the Original left the press conference.
In silence his personal guards followed. those creepy helmets always on to hide their all identical faces...