I added the solution from @Tatterly to the wiki.

Vortex421 - Thank you so much for persisting; I think clement has it solved, but I truly appreciate both your patience and resolve. Here's to hoping next time, I'll be able to contribute to someone else's thread as you've contributed to mine.  For reference though, there's a screen resolution link earlier, ctrl-f "To show" and look at that link. Or just use this one...

clement - Ah, truly... That's awful. I had no clue about Microsoft's DPI standards - I'll try running this at 125% DPI (I thought I'd tried that earlier and gotten a bad run of it, but maybe not?) when I return from work. If that doesn't work, you've given me a good idea for my next attempt; I run a partition of Mint linux on my home computer. I shall try running Aurora on that and Wine about things further if that doesn't work, haha!..

That read you linked was rather interesting, by the by. I had no idea that separate scaling was such an issue (at least at the time Microsoft pushed Win7); naturally, there are some claims I take with a grain of salt, but all the same. Moving right along though, I shall try your solution, as well as the solution posted at the tail end of your first link, then I'll try running it in Mint. I've no idea how friendly wine is with Aurora, but it might be interesting to find out...

Anyway, thank you all for your time. Hopefully we'll see each other next, out in the stars... 

Edit: Well, tried adjusting DPI to 125%, restarting, text was still deformed. Not feeling too optimistic, turned DPI back to 100%, restarted, tried the other option given, and...


Solution Found:

Yahoooo! It looks like this works. To make it so that anyone with the similar problem won't end up running from one topic to another, here is the full solution that worked for me. I hope it'll help anyone else with similar problems:

Go into the registry - start, run, regedit.
Find the following keys, and change them to the following:
[HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Fonts]
"MS Sans Serif 8,10,12,14,18,24"="SSERIFE.FON"
"MS Serif 8,10,12,14,18,24"="SERIFE.FON"
"Courier 10,12,15"="COURE.FON"
Reboot.

Thank you to all who helped, I can't wait to finally dive in to the fiction and works you've created, since I've been holding away from this place mostly on a desire to keep things mysterious. One last time - thank you for your patience, curiousity, and at last a solution.

Tatterly,

Man, this seriously has me stumped!  Not giving up on it... but trying to figure out what would be causing this as you seem to have ruled out most everything else and a part of me says that maybe your Windows install is at fault.

This is a laptop you're using correct?  And we can verify that the laptop screen is capable of 1080p resolution?  Can you post a screenshot of the Screen Resolution screen?  (Where you would go to change your screen res) 

   *I've tried the following combinations of display-altered font; 8, 9, and 10-pt adjustments as seen in the leftmost field. You can see the difference in the active bar for Aurora, but not in the actual text itself.

Have you tried setting the "Window Text" font size in addition to the "Message Text" size? You can set them all independently.

Adding back old posts (thanks, Lazarus) for purpouses of getting help for myself and/or those with similar problems.

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MarcAFK - Thanks, friend but no dice.   You see, that was one of the first things I tried after I started experimenting on my own.   I've run it both with and without cleartype (my default preference is off, clear type has always made my eyes ache) but to no success. 

Vortex421 - Thanks; I really don't like the idea of cluttering up forums, but I'll hold out any hope I can.   I don't mind if any possible answer makes me look like the world's biggest moron for not having figured it out, so long as it leads somewhere.  .  .   Anyway, to answer your questions:

*Using the same monitor as before. 
*Urls enclosed (Thanks Erik for repairing their functionality!): With CTT / Without CTT

Don't feel obligated to respond quickly, as I'm off for work in a few minutes, but any advice is appreciated.   
Edit: There were attachments here. They're gone, now.

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Erik Luken: Hello again, and thank you; unfortunately, I always knew I was destined for greatness, as I suppose I think I might be one of those 1%. Ahahaha! I've inclosed a status window in my crop of images this time, and I'll go over emphatically what they are; I didn't include a picture of every combination of settings, as I believe that'd get cumbersome, but...

Vortex421: Correct! Win7 Classic, 1920 x 1080, with that being the native resolution. More on that in a bit, as well as font sizing.

(Thanks, but that's actually the beautiful set of backgrounds that come with the Aurora portable edition wrapper. My own (I included it because, why not?) is set out to remind me that even though my heart turns home in longing, across the voids between, I'll know beyond the spaceways that the hills of Earth are green. Even a cog can dream of the stars, after all... )

Mor: Unfortunately, I've used the default font/DPI settings in Windows, and a whole slew of different settings as well. I think I've mentioned, but since it doesn't count unless I've got hard proof...

* To show that I believe I've tried what you and Erik Luken recommend. Thanks again for fixing the links, Erik, much better. So:
   *Monitor default size is 1920 x 1080. I've also played around with at 1366/60 x 768, even though I don't think that should change anything.
   *I've tried the following combinations of display-altered font; 8, 9, and 10-pt adjustments as seen in the leftmost field. You can see the difference in the active bar for Aurora, but not in the actual text itself.
   *My default DPI is the smallest possible setting, 100%, as seen in the top-right image, and referenced by myself earlier. I have attempted the larger settings because I'm a glutton for punishment, as well as altering the DPI smaller via regedit. Which my computer didn't play too nicely with but, that's just how things are. It also didn't solve the problem...
   *Minus 1366/60 x 768, I have tried the following in (I believe, it gets repetitive after awhile) all possible combinations with each other. E.G, 1920 x 1080 + DPI 100% + making sure active and inactive system fonts are at 8-pt, versus 1920 x 1080 + DPI 125% + 9-pt system font, etc.

Maybe I'm missing what you all mean by the Windows font size being set oddly, but it does not seem to be the problem at the moment.
Edit: I just copy-pasted en masse, and now everything looks like it works right?  I'm confused, but happy!

I still think it has to do with some DPI setting. What you are seeing is classic for that.

Widescreen should have no effect whatsoever. I've run on many different widescreens of varying proportions.