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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2014, 09:35:10 AM »
My Theodidactus, now I see that you are excessively simple of mind and more gullible than most. The Crystal Sphere you seek cannot be found in nature, look about you...wander the whole cosmos, and you will find nothing but the clear sweet breezes of the great ethereal ocean enclosed not by any bound
 

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #16 on: February 21, 2014, 09:43:44 AM »
My Theodidactus, now I see that you are excessively simple of mind and more gullible than most. The Crystal Sphere you seek cannot be found in nature, look about you...wander the whole cosmos, and you will find nothing but the clear sweet breezes of the great ethereal ocean enclosed not by any bound
 

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2014, 09:45:52 AM »
My Theodidactus, now I see that you are excessively simple of mind and more gullible than most. The Crystal Sphere you seek cannot be found in nature, look about you...wander the whole cosmos, and you will find nothing but the clear sweet breezes of the great ethereal ocean enclosed not by any bound
 

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2014, 09:54:41 AM »

Now if one were to jut make sure there is a ruin with robotic guardians in the system...

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2014, 10:04:38 AM »
You know you have played to much aurora when:

You know the amount of seconds in a day, month and year.

You think it twice before going through a door and before you do you check the other side with your arm.

You think about getting a tow truck when you see damaged cars on the street.


Sure you can do better
 

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #20 on: February 26, 2014, 10:15:46 AM »
You seriously consider speeding up research at your lab by turfing it to a younger, but more "exceptional" lead researcher

You've stopped your monthly donations to NPR because you plan to invade their homeworld

You dread every confirmed discovery of an extrasolar planet because that's just one more thing you'll have to change about your system maps

Your solution to the "low fuel" light going on in your car is to pull into the nearest gas station and siphon some fuel from nearby civilian vehicles.

the navy of your native country has, sadly, rejected your proposal to replace the small number of large missile launchers on their ships with a massive number of very small ones

you've written to both NASA and CNSA to critique the design of their martian shuttle system.






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My Theodidactus, now I see that you are excessively simple of mind and more gullible than most. The Crystal Sphere you seek cannot be found in nature, look about you...wander the whole cosmos, and you will find nothing but the clear sweet breezes of the great ethereal ocean enclosed not by any bound
 

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2014, 09:08:26 AM »
rofl dudes
 

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #22 on: March 04, 2014, 04:12:18 PM »
That NPR joke was Gold.
 

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2014, 08:00:42 PM »
so...
who was disappointed when they didn't find sorium on that comet?
My Theodidactus, now I see that you are excessively simple of mind and more gullible than most. The Crystal Sphere you seek cannot be found in nature, look about you...wander the whole cosmos, and you will find nothing but the clear sweet breezes of the great ethereal ocean enclosed not by any bound
 

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #24 on: November 12, 2014, 08:11:12 PM »
so...
who was disappointed when they didn't find sorium on that comet?
Not me, Halleys Comet spawned with 125k Duranium, 25k Uridium and Sorium, and 10k Mercasium and Boronide
Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
 

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #25 on: November 12, 2014, 11:29:01 PM »
Pfft.  If Jupiter or Saturn doesn't have high accessibility Sorium, we ought to just ditch this system.
 

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #26 on: December 27, 2014, 08:50:09 AM »


The mistake I made 2 years ago will haunt me forever.
 

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #27 on: December 28, 2014, 09:46:58 AM »
We've all been there.
 

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #28 on: January 17, 2015, 08:50:47 PM »
Quote from: icecoldblood link=topic=6359. msg77436#msg77436 date=1419691809


The mistake I made 2 years ago will haunt me forever.

Haha, I forgot to put engines to a pair of tankers with a million and a half liters of fuel.  It was pretty fun.
 

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Re: Aurora 4x jokes
« Reply #29 on: January 28, 2015, 03:27:59 AM »
You know you've played too much aurora when:
You wonder why nobody else's cars have CIWS built into them.
You turn off your car's engines when at stoplights, to reduce chance of detection.
You always drive as fast as possible otherwise to dodge missoles.
Send fully developed and potentially working blueprints to NASA, all of which need trans newtonian materials to actually work.
You find the world's nuclear stockpile to be relatively weak overall.