If only there was Government Type 'Mafia' where firing them generated a message saying "Admin is now sleeping with the fishes"
Actually, I COULD just drop him off on Venus or something...
'don... Es Useless administrator outranks
everi-one Yet, he has no sk
eels. What should we do, don?'
*eats pasta*
*heavy, wheezing breath*
'aah... Stupido Pesse-- Didn't turn off political bonuses, eh?'
'Yes Don-- but we still no know how he did it. Bribed the pigs?'
'we are the pigs now, Pesse. Didn't Don Macaroni discover dat system filled with the little scratchy critters? Swarmers or somethin?'
'--ah, yes don. You want he sleeps with the space swarmers?'
'...Have it done. I have an appointment with my dear belle in Alpha Centauri soon. She getting married an' her loverboy needs to be... ah...
welcom'd[/b to da family.'