Posted by: shadenight123
« on: December 07, 2011, 12:54:37 PM »On a lighter notes another channel, entitled:
"GNI news"
starts broadcasting through satellite connection.
it's news regard the following marvels:
"Are you a brainiac? do you seek knowledge? come to Neo-Italy! Become a citizen! get your dna taken and have yourself replicated into our new batches of clones! your smartness could become your legacy for future neo italians! Remember, degrees are what matter in neo italy, and are what give you wealth! no longer licking your boss asses, but studying and experimenting all day long!"
"On recent news, red districts have been opened and are fully operationals, lucky finds of ancient divas dnas and dead icons of the past now brought to you for your own pleasure! Have a go at megan fox, charlize theron, angelina jolie, marylin monroe herself! they are there to please. Because they want to help out you brainards who need to steam off after a long night of testing. Entrance is free of charge for scientists or phd's who have recently discovered something. Medical certificate is required upon entrance, one of three months old, and one of one day old. Age of clones varies from 18 years old to older. Please treat the pleasure clones with care. stds are not nice. falsifying a medical certificate will lead to execution. Please be correct with your fellow clones. "
"Mineral shortages are not to affect Neo-italians, automines and mass drivers work all day to send us the much needed minerals! and asteroid mining is in planning!"
"our engineers have recently entered pluto with the drop ships. and are starting ruin excavation as soon as the xeno teams finishes researching the ruins. be thrilled. in case of vault exposure and menace one hundred ICBM's and specific Clusters missiles are aimed toward the planet"
"seek to help the Original physically? are you one of the perfect human types who are all muscles and few brains? apply to the engineering corps! we will teach you what you need, and worst to worst the suit will take care of the rest! don't worry, help the Original keep your family safe! Remember, everything goes as long as it helps the Original and the Neo-Italians! there are also the garrison battaions...if you truly fail hard. We help everyone, you are not alone out there."
"GNI news"
starts broadcasting through satellite connection.
it's news regard the following marvels:
"Are you a brainiac? do you seek knowledge? come to Neo-Italy! Become a citizen! get your dna taken and have yourself replicated into our new batches of clones! your smartness could become your legacy for future neo italians! Remember, degrees are what matter in neo italy, and are what give you wealth! no longer licking your boss asses, but studying and experimenting all day long!"
"On recent news, red districts have been opened and are fully operationals, lucky finds of ancient divas dnas and dead icons of the past now brought to you for your own pleasure! Have a go at megan fox, charlize theron, angelina jolie, marylin monroe herself! they are there to please. Because they want to help out you brainards who need to steam off after a long night of testing. Entrance is free of charge for scientists or phd's who have recently discovered something. Medical certificate is required upon entrance, one of three months old, and one of one day old. Age of clones varies from 18 years old to older. Please treat the pleasure clones with care. stds are not nice. falsifying a medical certificate will lead to execution. Please be correct with your fellow clones. "
"Mineral shortages are not to affect Neo-italians, automines and mass drivers work all day to send us the much needed minerals! and asteroid mining is in planning!"
"our engineers have recently entered pluto with the drop ships. and are starting ruin excavation as soon as the xeno teams finishes researching the ruins. be thrilled. in case of vault exposure and menace one hundred ICBM's and specific Clusters missiles are aimed toward the planet"
"seek to help the Original physically? are you one of the perfect human types who are all muscles and few brains? apply to the engineering corps! we will teach you what you need, and worst to worst the suit will take care of the rest! don't worry, help the Original keep your family safe! Remember, everything goes as long as it helps the Original and the Neo-Italians! there are also the garrison battaions...if you truly fail hard. We help everyone, you are not alone out there."