Posted by: Maharava
« on: March 20, 2013, 02:16:11 AM »'don... Es Useless administrator outranks everi-one Yet, he has no skeels. What should we do, don?'
*eats pasta*
*heavy, wheezing breath*
'aah... Stupido Pesse-- Didn't turn off political bonuses, eh?'
'Yes Don-- but we still no know how he did it. Bribed the pigs?'
'we are the pigs now, Pesse. Didn't Don Macaroni discover dat system filled with the little scratchy critters? Swarmers or somethin?'
'--ah, yes don. You want he sleeps with the space swarmers?'
'...Have it done. I have an appointment with my dear belle in Alpha Centauri soon. She getting married an' her loverboy needs to be... ah... welcom'd[/b to da family.'
First off, brilliant, secondly every scanner would have to be known as a 'Squealer' so you could name a ship 'Jimmy the'. And upset colonies would launder money, making your wealth worth less and less. Oh, and Steve would have to code in Administrator weddings son the Don's daughter could get married. You'd have to give fleets to your allies on that, the day of his daughters wedding.