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Offline Erik L (OP)

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Joke
« on: May 23, 2011, 03:49:43 PM »
So a neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?"

The bartender looks him over and says "For you, no charge."
 

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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2011, 04:03:39 PM »
the neutron isn't sure about this and ask his boyfriend proton if he heard correctly,
to which he replies "I'm absolutely positive"
 

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Re: Joke
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2011, 04:25:16 PM »
A hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police: "Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that your electron is really lost?"

"I'm positive." replied the atom.
 

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Re: Joke
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2012, 03:15:14 PM »
Should I tell a sodium joke?

Na.
 

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Re: Joke
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2012, 07:09:29 AM »
Should I tell a sodium joke?

Na.

LOL!